20111106

take a bite outta this

sooooo, a couple of days ago, i got an iPhone.  people had been sneering at my Blackberry for way too long and my complex was growing.  everywhere i turned, everyone had an iPhone.  these people had to be onto SOMETHING.  SO, goodbye my Beloved, i left you for another, but these are things we'll all learn from and grow stronger through one day.

granted, it's sleek, it's sexy, it's shiny, it's straight up strutty, and everyone said to give it about 24 hours before the words Blackberry were to leave my mind and mouth forever.  well, it's going on a week now, and once again, i've learned a lesson.  if you're so happy with something, why make a change?  conversely, if you're miserable, you better take a solid leap or deserve the life you'll lead mired in the simple mental anguish of daily existence.  hm.

it turned out that the Verizon store in my neighborhood was completely out of Blackberrys and i was told that i was the first person in the history of the world to demand an exchange from a shiny new iPhone.  on the way home, i took note that every other last sucker on the face of the earth seemed to be staring at their own shiny little fruity screens, which i find beyond ironic considering Apple's big spiel not so tremendously long ago was alllll about busting out of conformity.

hopefully BB will be back in stock tomorrow.  Suckers.