i can't stand the Today Show. i can't stand it, but i watch it almost every single day. i can't help it. i like to hear 2 minutes of quasi-real news, know whether or not i should grab an umbrella on my way out, and then be completely transfixed by mostly 20-minute segments on cute youtube videos of dogs that sing "i love you".
FUCK YOU, MATT LAUER. there's, i think, at least 17 wars that we're currently involved in with young men getting maimed or killed, people starving around the world and in Pittsburg, the Earth is basically melting, our children are statistically illiterate, and there is probably a very large meteor headed our way, but this goose in England that follows its owner around is just so fucking cute that the Today show sends a special correspondent out to get a live, exclusive interview. i mean............granted, he really was such a cute littl' bugger, the way he all waddled around after his master.............................................why why why why do i have a tv, whyyyyy????
i'm so sad about this. i might go down to Rockefeller center and stand around with all those blithering idiots from Idaho that bounce around there every morning hoping to get a shout-out from Al Roker, and i'm gonna hold a sign saying "you dumb assholes, GE sucks your life plasma for breakfast", but i guess where would that get us, and who wants to go to midtown anyhow.
i take it back, Matt. you might actually have a soul. i may have left mine on the L train.
FUCK YOU, MATT LAUER. there's, i think, at least 17 wars that we're currently involved in with young men getting maimed or killed, people starving around the world and in Pittsburg, the Earth is basically melting, our children are statistically illiterate, and there is probably a very large meteor headed our way, but this goose in England that follows its owner around is just so fucking cute that the Today show sends a special correspondent out to get a live, exclusive interview. i mean............granted, he really was such a cute littl' bugger, the way he all waddled around after his master.............................................why why why why do i have a tv, whyyyyy????
i'm so sad about this. i might go down to Rockefeller center and stand around with all those blithering idiots from Idaho that bounce around there every morning hoping to get a shout-out from Al Roker, and i'm gonna hold a sign saying "you dumb assholes, GE sucks your life plasma for breakfast", but i guess where would that get us, and who wants to go to midtown anyhow.
i take it back, Matt. you might actually have a soul. i may have left mine on the L train.
