today i watched a woman's bag fall to the floor and the only thing that rolled out was a bag of assorted pills and things. vitamin E pills, glowing, golden, like miniature magical duck eggs to keep the skin smooth, young and elastic. other tablets, white and sleek, maybe some Tyrosine for sleep, some folic acid pellets, when you never know, some chasteberry for homeopathic menstrual relief, things like that.
it's funny, because i keep dropping all of my pills all over the place lately too. go to grab a pen, bam, there goes a bottle of olive leaf extract that i just didn't close tight enough. slap, there goes my migraine medication, and those little God-sent fuckers are 9 dollars a pill (God bless insurance). go to replace the Motrin, bang, there goes the zinc, so really, what i'm saying is we all have our stash that we lose a grip on sometimes. what are those pills for? i could roll them all into one tight pill and label it "Bullshit - Good for Everything", and i imagine it would fly right off the shelves of your local vitamin store.
bullshit. good for everything.
it's funny, because i keep dropping all of my pills all over the place lately too. go to grab a pen, bam, there goes a bottle of olive leaf extract that i just didn't close tight enough. slap, there goes my migraine medication, and those little God-sent fuckers are 9 dollars a pill (God bless insurance). go to replace the Motrin, bang, there goes the zinc, so really, what i'm saying is we all have our stash that we lose a grip on sometimes. what are those pills for? i could roll them all into one tight pill and label it "Bullshit - Good for Everything", and i imagine it would fly right off the shelves of your local vitamin store.
bullshit. good for everything.
