i have a concern that we're all being technologied out of our minds. more specifically, that men are being mommy-technologied out of their minds, into a very poor state of existence. i look at it like this:
men grow up to be boys. they were enabled their whole lives and nothing changes just because their testicles drop. they go through puberty and then they have little mini-mommies running all around them, fawning their faces off, bringing them tea and cookies, literally and figuratively, and then off they trot to beat their hairy chests and ejaculate enough sperm to fertilize every woman in Europe each time they come to climax (this is not even close to Hyperbole; it is completely, simply, scientifically true). who wouldn't have a Zeus complex in this instance?
this has obviously been the case since the time of Adam, but the thing that bothers me today is that you couple this state of being with the fact that we're part of a growing oppressive culture that barely encourages any real thinking anymore, and then, BAM, you have a real catastrophe on your hands. what i wouldn't give for some real thinkers struttin around here callin the shots in their bowties behind smokey pipes, but no, you have these men...cock in one hand, ego in the other, more product in their hair than i've ever even considered in my life in mine, making decisions in life and love as quickly as they can shoot off an email or status update on their smart phone. it just doesn't seem to work out very well in the end for anyone now, does it?
it just does not.
what to do in these cases? move to Colorado???
this guy says yes. no shit.
men grow up to be boys. they were enabled their whole lives and nothing changes just because their testicles drop. they go through puberty and then they have little mini-mommies running all around them, fawning their faces off, bringing them tea and cookies, literally and figuratively, and then off they trot to beat their hairy chests and ejaculate enough sperm to fertilize every woman in Europe each time they come to climax (this is not even close to Hyperbole; it is completely, simply, scientifically true). who wouldn't have a Zeus complex in this instance?
this has obviously been the case since the time of Adam, but the thing that bothers me today is that you couple this state of being with the fact that we're part of a growing oppressive culture that barely encourages any real thinking anymore, and then, BAM, you have a real catastrophe on your hands. what i wouldn't give for some real thinkers struttin around here callin the shots in their bowties behind smokey pipes, but no, you have these men...cock in one hand, ego in the other, more product in their hair than i've ever even considered in my life in mine, making decisions in life and love as quickly as they can shoot off an email or status update on their smart phone. it just doesn't seem to work out very well in the end for anyone now, does it?
it just does not.
what to do in these cases? move to Colorado???
this guy says yes. no shit.
