you know what always annoyed me? analogies of life to a roller coaster. yea, so life has its ups and downs, who gives a shit. well, today, i went on one, and now i understand why people have to endlessly refer to it. one minute you're all smiling up at the sky, and the next minute you're plummeting upside down to hell with your brain being banged around in concussion mode with drool flying uncontrollably out the side of your mouth, and you couldn't think straight if you tried. just when you get over the fact that you've soiled your pants and don't ever want to do it again, you're climbing some pleasant slope again all smiling and happy because somehow you've already forgotten that you just shit your pants, not a moment ago, and then you do it all over again, losing your lunch and breakfast before sliding super easy along to a cute little stop all while giggling like a girl next to your best friend, thinking, man, i can't wait to do that again. now i sound like a Buddhist.
