today, by chance, i met a local, no need to be named, leading representative of the Democratic party. he was all sweaty and i found it weird that in our conversation he let me know that he had broken up with his girlfriend last week. who cares, you dumb fuck, have you noticed the NATION lately???? i'm a Democratic, but i actually hate them, because they're a bunch of whiny pussies. i hate the Republicans too, because they're a bunch of greasy hypocrites. actually, they're both a bunch of shithead losers, since it's all a straight up farce anyway, so i don't know which is worse.
anyhow, i told this dude that education was important to me and that maybe i should start getting involved instead of just pissin and moanin on and on about it like a little ol loser, being that words are cheap and all that. really, the state of American education seems to be pretty much deep in the potty, and therefore then, i would venture to say, the state of our nation, in analogous fashion. so the guy gave me his card and said something about filling potholes, and i realized he was serious. he'd help me get potholes filled on my block, because, let's be serious, do they even print books anymore?
yesterday was David Copperfield's birthday, which i meant to mention yesterday. i happened to see him on the colbert report the other day talking about how we all love to live an illusion, that we all love and need to be deceived and that magicians/illusionists are honest deceivers, therein making it ok and just pretty much awesome. where can i sign up? oh wait, i forgot, who isn't a master illusionist, that is so fricking hilarious. wow...now i'm getting myself all confused. oh wait, it's not "illusional"...i believe the word i'm looking for is delusional. yea, that's us. abracadabra.
anyhow, i told this dude that education was important to me and that maybe i should start getting involved instead of just pissin and moanin on and on about it like a little ol loser, being that words are cheap and all that. really, the state of American education seems to be pretty much deep in the potty, and therefore then, i would venture to say, the state of our nation, in analogous fashion. so the guy gave me his card and said something about filling potholes, and i realized he was serious. he'd help me get potholes filled on my block, because, let's be serious, do they even print books anymore?
yesterday was David Copperfield's birthday, which i meant to mention yesterday. i happened to see him on the colbert report the other day talking about how we all love to live an illusion, that we all love and need to be deceived and that magicians/illusionists are honest deceivers, therein making it ok and just pretty much awesome. where can i sign up? oh wait, i forgot, who isn't a master illusionist, that is so fricking hilarious. wow...now i'm getting myself all confused. oh wait, it's not "illusional"...i believe the word i'm looking for is delusional. yea, that's us. abracadabra.
