while i may only just now be warming up to the possibility of dogs being real cuties when considered completely outside of the realm of their owners, i have long held a deep love of cats. those nasty little bitches don't mess around - they don't like you and they're not even going to waste their time pretending, so go get those tasty vittles right the fuck now and make it snappy or you might just very accidently trip and fall and break your neck when you're walking down the steps in the morning and something just happens to go twirling around your ankles oops and that will be the end of it, oh look a sunshine patch, time for a twelve hour nap!
my mom was recently adopted by a stray upstate. that asshole literally gets pissed if someone stops petting him and you'll walk away with a whole inch of cat claw buried in your calf. when momzy walks the dogs, the cat runs around after them like ha ha look at me, i'm playing with your leash and your pissing on every other droopy flower like someone cares you dumb dogs. honestly, i think he has more character than many many many many many people i know. shit, even people i love. Christ God, that is just the absolute truth, and THAT is just sad.
the charismatic cat in question, a rather handsome feller at that:
my mom was recently adopted by a stray upstate. that asshole literally gets pissed if someone stops petting him and you'll walk away with a whole inch of cat claw buried in your calf. when momzy walks the dogs, the cat runs around after them like ha ha look at me, i'm playing with your leash and your pissing on every other droopy flower like someone cares you dumb dogs. honestly, i think he has more character than many many many many many people i know. shit, even people i love. Christ God, that is just the absolute truth, and THAT is just sad.
the charismatic cat in question, a rather handsome feller at that:
